maybe for a normal human, but lillard hits those like every other night

If this guy is Gallant, wait til you see Goofus

the only people surprised by portland are the east coast media types who never stay up late to watch them.

unpopular opinion: all barbecue is good, for different reasons

maybe someday deadspin can hire a person to pay attention to the western conference, where all the actually good teams are

you can thank their corporate overlords’ quest for gold and synergy

Hang on just a sec here...Muffet?

it’s almost like somebody saw this coming

rightwingers are fucking gross

i wonder who could be haunting it?

same way they’ve done it with soccer hooligans, surveillance cameras and facial recognition software

how much time ya got?

owning a pair of wraparound shades?

papa john redux

heartwrenching, he’s worked incredibly hard this season

noonz has a rider in her contract stipulating NO FEWER than 8 martinis before any column inches are filled

he traded that valor for money & power

because if the internet needs anything, it’s more videos of old men receiving disinterested handjobs

Einstein never even learned to drive, but he could fly like a goddam angel