only because high school coaches usually don’t get interviewed

with camera trained on them, no less

show us on the doll where the gif touched you

wHErE ArE tHe PArENtS!?

Someday, I’d like to watch a nationally-televised NBA game that doesn’t shave IQ points off my brain.

more on that dude:

This is an engineering school, right?

cmon now, do you not think he’d be a strong voice for fiscal sanity on the senate subcommittee on regulatory affairs and federal management!?

Byron Allen owns the Weather Channel!

This guy?

Not “trying” to be racist, just racist.

Being introduced to James Baldwin & Ralph Ellison as a 16 year old suburban white kid in 1994 changed my life.

COPS ARE CLASS TRAITORS

Growing up in an earthquake zone did that for me.

“Finally” - Porfirio Díaz

“A fictional biography was constructed for Humpty, the story being that Edward Ellington Humphrey III, former lead singer of “Smooth Eddie and the Humpers,” had become a rapper after burning his nose in a kitchen accident with a deep-fryer.”

If only they had sexually assaulted those cheerleaders instead, they’d probably be starting next week.

You know you’re reading Deadspin when you get 1000+ words on why the Wizards are bad without a single mention of the actually good team they lost to last night.