Thinking the ex-marine has a slight advantage over the chickenhawk, unless his mustache is imbued with some kind of nefarious sorcery.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of parasites.

Oh god they’re gonna try to move the Trailblazers to Seattle now.

#toosoon

Look out USA, another ascendant contender for CONCACAF glory!

Big deal.

It makes the most sense to calculate housing & transportation costs as a single expense, since where you live and the options available locally dictate how much car you actually need

As for the rest of us, cancel your cable service and start supporting non-profit journalism.

Fucking Republicans, even their threats of violence are elitist.

I’m against gentrification but have you checked out this new artists’ housing?

I would totally start watching baseball if every team had a Designated Samurai.

Here’s another one:

Cable news is an irredeemable wasteland

Soon to be signed by the Dallas Cowboys.

It’s weird, I searched the Youtubes for videos of Tuck-C getting punch in the face, but nothing came up.

Police shifts will extend to 12 hours, rather than 8 1/2, starting today.

Nevada hating La Croix is hilarious and probably entirely on tourists from California.

I see you, Delaware.

This is also a country where a single homicide is top national news for weeks. Imagine it.

Not even a Sonics fan and I still would like to break a folding chair over his head for that kind of talk.