Laika, the first woman in space

yeah, big secret

So Ja Rule is responsible for unleashing feral dogs on the world? Dude’s got a lot to answer for.

On the plus side, I caught part of a game against the Cubs in a bar a few weeks ago. You know the Cubs right? First-place team with a respectable road draw around the country? Those guys. The Nats were still within reach of a wild card slot.

“smoke their marijuana”

I’m sure he’s a big believe in “personal responsibility” too.

Red flag #1:

“video proof of drinking and smoking activity among the Akron players”

Thank you for including Daryle Jenkins & OPP in this story, that man is doing the lord’s work.

Do Trumpists understand how topography works?

It’s been 22 years since the voters of *her state* passed Prop 215, I think she would have been relatively safe.

“he needed her to believe she was going to die so that he could be sexually fulfilled”

honey, he’s way past stage 1

where was this guy’s houston football fandom in i dunno, 1990?

Australia is basically a more-drunk Texas

#whyistayhome #thishappensallthetime

I like the cut of your jib, would you like to collaborate on my plan to hold a major maga nike bonfire for patriots in the lobby of Trump Tower?

I AM ORGANIZING A MASS NIKE BONFIRE IN THE LOBBY OF TRUMP TOWER #MAGA!!!1!!!!111!!

If these people really had the best interests of the country in mind, they would enact the 25th

Why are you protecting one incompetent, dangerous individual if your duty is to your country?