They did leave a box full of bootstraps on the lido deck...but took all the boots.

Let’s not forget who IS still running for his seat.

What is with bald music assholes failing at running tea shops?

*cough*

ZING

Ah, Kern County...Trump may have a point, who needs foreign shitholes when we have plenty of domestic ones to go around?

This is seriously a thread? Cool.

“I am not evil. I am not the devil.”

TMJ, huh? Maybe Bayatpour wanted to give him lockjaw! I’ll see myself out...

Weird use of an exclamation in a police report.

Almost as bad as both teams’ shooting. I love that my Blazers always find a way to kill me a little bit inside with each game.

“Something something nothingburger, now here’s some pandas.”

In related news, the Marlins have left the MLB and will now be competing in the BVI Cricket Association.

Adam Silver is significantly more of an old than me, and yet I still don’t get it.

Don’t feel bad for K-dubs, he can fall back on his second job.

They’re just going to hear Pitbull yell “DALE!”, and also for the inspirational wisdom of Jerry Jones.

Who the fuck are all these people?

I can’t wait to personalize my new office pod!