I think someone in a trained job should probably make more than just a living wage.

This experiment is nullified by the fact that you did not consume shit-on-a-shingle.

Why can’t you kids just drink bleach like your grandparents?

Is “Ba-Ba-Booey” on the ban list? Asking for a friend.

The Effect of Korbel on the Squeakiness of Cheese Curds

Maybe they passed on the Infinite Energy Center because it has a fucking stupid name?

I knew that any idiot could be a football coach by the time I was in high school.

Can’t wait for some hot billionaire-on-billionaire action in the Illinois gubernatorial election!

Religion is a hell of a drug.

But won’t we need geologists and mining engineers to tell the future robot miners where to look for it?

Still the definitive version for me:

Hey, remember the 90s?

A cat?

Do you remember how Obama was the most ineffectual president ever while also being an unstoppable Machiavellian tyrant?

Yeah but also no...Humpty was a clown character. Shock G was and is an underrated genius.

Note that she didn’t specify which market.

LOL that’s what the Caymans are for.