@HungryBear: I know what you mean man. It's like when my favorite band starting putting their music up on the internet; how DARE they sell it on anything but CDs! The sound quality seriously gets watered down.

Sigh. Now i'll never get a Zelda game where Link actually talks/has a personality. Oh well, maybe it's for the best (since I've never seen any evidence of strong writing within Nintendo)

@SewerShark: I dunno, I see where you are coming from for sure, but it just seems like a cheesy, par-for-the-course kind of action movie tagline than anything else.

Speaking of Microsoft: Internet Explorer, please stop bugging me while I'm with Google Chrome, okay? It's just awkward.

Michael from Lost powers his DeLorean with 1.21 JiggaWAAAAALLLLLTS.

So God damn weird. What else is there to say?

@TommyNoFun: Well, to be fair, unless you're listening to some minimalistic punk rock or something, EVERYTHING uses autotune/pitch correction software there days. It's an amazing tool. The problem is with the gimmicky use of turning autotune up all the way, something that some bands have used tastefully over the years…

@KindaGamey: Same. I haven't seen the actual contests in over a month now.

This game was one of the games that made me lean towards the iPhone when I made my smartphone decision. Can't believe it's STILL not out.

I haven't had G4 for quite a while. While I don't particularly miss it, I DO miss their coverage of events and I miss the shit out of Kevin Pereira. He is THE funniest nerd out there, in my opinion, and deserves much respect.

@lwjoestar: I knew the browser version was not the same, but I didn't want to buy a game on blind faith when all of the gameplay videos did nothing for me.

Well, I knew the browser version was worse, but I didn't want to buy a game before I had any inkling that I would like it (the videos weren't doing anything for me), but I might just go for it and buy it. I'd really like to give it a proper shot.

I wish I could understand the appeal of this game; I feel like I'm missing out. My brother and I tried out the version running in the browser on their website and were just bored to tears. You just mine to get stuff to make stuff so zombies can't kill you? If people love the building part, what about all the other…

@Twanzio: Correct. No self-respecting gamer will call it by it's "official" name. I work at a gaming retailer, and I won't ever dignify the terrible name choice.

Bringing down the fury of the Ban Gavel.

@PsychoNun: Yep. I was beginning to trudge through the comments section with that faint glimmer of hope that comes with youthful naivety that it wouldn't be filled with such, but I read this, read less than 5 comments below, then gave up.

Are you sure he didn't just get shot off the stage? I bet he was at at least 200% and counting.

@Comments below: No wonder gamers don't have very many friends.

@d20Dark: He gets two new suits in the span of what, a year? But it's inconceivable to make modifications to his armor over decades? Ridiculous. This thing is awesome.

@allstaraugustine: I was so confused for so long as to why you were pitting Mass Effect characters against Mortal Kombat characters, and why everyone was going along with it. My brain simply would not read "ject"