These look great, aside form Jorge. The big difference between these and the McFarlane's is that this is what they will actually look like; Square's figures look great. My brother just picked up the Big Boss figure, and it is amazing; they absolutely NAILED his face, which is usually where they fuck up. I've seen the…

I can't wait to hear Colossus repeatedly go "UUUUAAAAGGHHH!"

For me: Persona 3, Gears of War 1 and 2, and Call of Duty anything.

@-Jack McCauley- There's no vestige of a beginning, no prospect of an end: He directed the Hellboy movies and, more importantly, Pan's Labyrinth. He has an awesome, awesome imagination and eye for detail, and the creatures and props he makes for his movies are simply some of the best in the industry. He was actually…

@Ozzieball: Best Buy does upsell the shit out of cables, but honestly, they have to. Online companies like Amazon and ol' strong arm Walmart have devastated the profit in selling TVs, computers, and new release DVDs and CDs to the point where there basically is none. So how do you make up for the fact that you are…

I have worked at Best Buy for 4 years, and while I think this deal is awful, I have literally had more than one buyer ask if we can update their system for them. It's usually older people getting a system just for when their grandchildren are over, and they are a-okay with the price, since they don't have the…

@OTCIXS: Relax, it's a joke.

@blackscot: Wait, did they confirm that there will be no local co-op? Definitely no purchase for me either then; I just got really bummed.

@NorwoodIsMyHero: Word. Well, I'm 23, just for the record.

These games, idols, and their fans seriously confuse the shit out of me. I mean...I try to keep an open mind about it, I really do, but it's just so damn weird.

@NorwoodIsMyHero: Why? I am 5'6", 120lbs and my skinny jeans look damn good on me. Much better than anything else on the market that just winds up too big and unflattering for my frame, and I regularly get compliments on them from females.

@Maximegalon: Wow.

@Relic142: I would think, since both LBP and flOw are Sony-published games, that this wouldn't require any kind of legal recourse.

@enlargedhousecat: I'm not sure if this is the entire basis of the joke, but the Red Ranger from Power Rangers Turbo is driving it, and they used cars as Zords in that one.

It actually looks a little more to me like Kirby is the balls and the string and star are the actual dick, and a fanciful Nintendo character just unzipped his fly.

@Archaotic: Is Gilgamesh confirmed? I saw the video you posted with Tifa, so that's great, although I wanted Vincent, personally. The game DID need more female characters though, and Cloud of Darkness or whatever does not count. Kuja almost does.

@twinturbo2 got his Kotaku star back: Never in my life, and I mean this with absolutely no hyperbole, will I call this game anything other than Dissidia 2.

@cbarrentos: He would be a fantastic addition.

I hope to god they add some monster battles in there to mix things up. Couldn't bring myself to beat it with more than two characters just due to the sheer monotony of fighting the same characters over and over as clones without any real point. I know it's a fighting game and all, but it's also an RPG.

@Koztah: True, but the ratio of pirated and legit copies from 36o to PC is grossly uneven. This next part is pure speculation on my part, but I think it's safe to assume that over 50% of PC gamers pirate, while well under 25% of 360 users do (even if it doesn't seem that way to people like us who read forums/blogs)