He probably just saw the guy "liking" Draco Malfoy on Facebook. Shit, I would do the same, and the guy would be so lucky if it were just a pen.

@WildTangent01: Yeah, I actually saw an action figure set of what you described at Toy R' Us once a little while back.

Looking forward to seeing some platformer levels complete with jetpack. I think that would be a lot of fun.

@FrankieViturello: That is fucking great. I don't know what is wrong with these guys.

@legendnthemaking: Oh, make no mistake, friend; Chrome's spellcheck saved my ass on that one.

So embarrassing.

@sailormoonbeam: Because it's not sexist. Now try.

After Blue Dragon and Lost Odyssey, it's going to take something special to get me to care about this one.

@Meowhead: That's fair. I have seen some people do some real damage with the anonymity of the internet (know of a guy who pretended to be someone's son who ran away from home, for example), but more than anything, I just fucking hate trolls. People are barely empathetic enough in the real world.

@The Overmind (aka that guy): Oh man, I completely forgot about this series!

Definitely the Playstation 1 for me. Those were the days when you COULD be a diehard JRPG fan.

Somewhere between 40 and 50 hours AFTER sidequests would be perfect to me, unless there is some kind of ridiculously powerful boss that exists only for bragging rights.

@Meowhead: Wow, could you be more melodramatic about this issue?

@Meowhead: What in the world are you talking about?

This is a sad day for the internet. Mouth breathers are rejoicing everywhere, with fingers coated in extra layers of Cheeto dust.

Fuck this sounds cool. Just went from absolutely no interest to genuinely interested.

Hello Kotaku, my name is Thayer, and today I present to you: The life of Cole's public perception.

@MoeB: I dunno, my coverage has been great so far. Definitely better than what I had with T-Mobile.

Just recently got my first new phone in years; it was an iPhone.

@leoT: Also, weekends are always, always slow on the news front. I've never known exactly why, but if I had to guess, it would have something to do with PR guys working 9 - 5's.