I can’t believe that anyone still expects Nintendo to release anything close to a full-featured installment of their beloved franchises on mobile. If they did, they’d be forced to sell it at a fraction of what they could charge for their dedicated system software, so why would they bother?

As someone who plays pretty much no other multiplayer shooters, Splatoon 2 was the one that clicked for me. I enjoyed how you can contribute even when you aren’t particularly good at killing opponents— just ink the turf and you’re helping. Sometimes by focusing on that task, you might even end up being the deciding…

When he invited the deer to his camp I was like “Nod...you have to nod.... NOD—YES GOOD”

The hubbub around this review makes me pine for the old gaming magazine style of having a panel of reviewers with varying tastes giving scores and blurbs from each. Impossible in today’s industry, especially for a game this big, but oh well. Just a fleeting moment of nostalgia

Beau’s pretty good, and I like Goldie myself, but can we all agree that Eloise is the absolute worst?

One of the greatest SNES soundtracks of all time, that.

I don’t doubt that a bezel-less Switch could look nice, but these pictures aren’t a good representation of the idea. It looks like someone put stickers on top of the existing screen.

I just think that aesthetically, given the fact that the game’s story is set in motion by reckless gambling, King Dice’s design works far better thematically (and though i didn’t get as far as fighting him yet, I’ll bet his actual battle supports his design as well). Not to mention that having an evil boss as the…

Starts without asking while person is unconscious. That is the bad part. The More You Know!

Babysit me!

That is essentially what Maeby’s character was in the show, to be fair

My vote is for Porco Rosso. It’s endlessly charming while managing to be wistful here and there.

The Capcom Pro Tour, which is the official dev-sponsored Street Fighter tournament circuit, has actually cracked down considerably on bad behavior, and players have been rightfully banned from sponsored events for sexual harassment and other infractions. Pretty much every fighting game with an official tourney…

You forgot AE Version 2012.

SFV: Arcade Edition is what you want, and it will be available in January with Season 1 and 2 characters included. It will also introduce new V-triggers and update the UI, and there will finally be an extensive arcade mode with multiple endings for every character.

If you already own SFV, you will be able to download…

I know I’m being That Guy and this particular detail doesn’t matter very much in the overall scheme of this article, but ya gotta hit Y!

Explain how

A singular “HA!” is more like your inner Edna Krabappel.

Hm. Well there’s also “Perception” coming, the first-person game where you play a blind woman using echolocation, but I haven’t tried it.

You might wanna check out this port, it’s a pretty spooky game!