Hey, give them a break. It’s not like this is a game-centric site or anything.

Totally agreed. I’ve spent over 40 hours with the game and I haven’t even taken down a divine beast yet. But it’s exactly as you say— common sense works in most cases, and it’s often refreshing just to realize that it isn’t being such a damn videogame about everything. Treasure chests aren’t hard-bolted to the floor!…

Why did they even give the option, it boggles my mind.

Just so you know, with 999 you technically only have to see one specific ending in order to gain access to the true ending. If seeing the true ending is really all you care about, then it’s fairly simple. Especially with the story flowchart, since you’ll be able to jump around to every major decision.

It’s on both PC and Vita, and it’s called “Zero Time Dilemma”. It released less than a year ago, so I think Spike Chunsoft figured that too many fans of the series would already own ZTD and hate being forced to buy it again in a 3-pack just to get at the remasters of the first two.

I remember being really dismayed about a choice they made about how to present the visual novel sections in this remaster. According to a preview video they released a month or two ago, the visual novel sections (i.e. the non-puzzle bits) only provide the full text of the original 999 when viewed in “novel mode”,…

I can confirm this story, my uncle works at Nintendo and told me all about him. He goes to Japan all the time and checks out all the cool games that we won’t get for like five years. Get ready for the Ultra Switch, everyone.

Honestly, I wasn’t even completely onboard until maybe midway through season 2. And up until then, I usually sped up the playback to 1.2x because I couldn’t handle the generally slow timing (to me) of the dialogue and animation.

The only issue I’m experiencing is the Wi-Fi signal problem, and only to the degree that it’s not as strong as I expect it to be, rather than unusable. I haven’t even tried to troubleshoot yet.

Perhaps this is partly why I don’t much like to watch Mortal Kombat or Injustice being played.

Given the varying levels of functionality in all these reports, it sounds like it might be a manufacturing defect. I’m hoping that at worst, replacing the JoyCons with new ones from later-produced batches will resolve it.

This is such a lame joke that I starred it because I like it

I hope it has scenes as touching as this one:

Evil forces have been better at following this theory as of late.

You say that sarcastically, but that really is enough for them right now.

And it looks really cool.

For the last 4-5 years, I’ve seen countless vendors on con showfloors just set up walls and walls of those boxes, and I don’t think it’ll stop anytime soon. It sucks.

That dirty rotten liar, how dare he fool us for the 26th time

Correctomundo.

Stay tuned for tomorrow’s article, “Zelda: Breath of the Wild Doesn’t Even Give You A Blowjob”