And something Randy Moss doesn’t get enough credit for. Like, sure he was tall and fast and could catch anything you threw at him, but he was smart as hell.

“Challenge accepted”

One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.

And here’s the NFL, publicizing the unsportsmanlike conduct!

I hereby suggest, no, DEMAND, a “Funters” tag.

Go to hell.

Splinter is old and tired, a loser. Sad!

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Is this “Let’s forget some guys!”

I think the rule is, fans get until the parade and then it’s open season on those assholes.

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

Tebow reached on a fielder’s choice...

No.

It’s absurd:

What in the Trumpian hell is Fitz thinking with these comments about the owner, the GM and the coach? He played like garbage for six weeks, got benched for GENO FUCKING SMITH, then manages to sneak back into a game when the inevitable Geno injury strikes, he performs adequately enough that the possibly-even-more-haple…

Best. Soccer game. Ever.

Let’s check in live on the scene with Peter Gammons. Peter!

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”