NO STOP IT

They actually use cans on a string.

Not to be glib but this has been covered ad nauseum. He doesn't do it on his cell phone.

I read this whole interview in his stand-up voice, and it made it that much better.

Eat fresh, foot long, prison rape, etc

A broken escalator.

He's just packing on mass, bro.

Yeah but a 150 page script for this? It just seems like a better film might have been hiding in there considering this article's point about how tragic Jimmy is.

It was originally two and a half hours long? Mother of God, do we know what's in that lost hour?

Not as bad as putting the wrong emPHAsis on the wrong sylLAble

Great scott!

I guess his campaign has been trumped?

Gravy train? Phrasing!

But are we sticking with a prepubescent white boy for MCU?

Spew into this!

He just marched in the LA pride parade, too.

Can we skip the high school days and just jump to him as a bitter old man?

The PS4 has the delightful moniker The PissPoor.

I care only for Fallout 4.

Has anyone said The Maxx?