The failing Avengers!

Brett Ratner?

Bullshit, Edison stole all their music.

But what about Hard Target ?

To Kilmer V!

Really putting the Dik in Dikachu.

I prefer the John Cleese version

Is that a Falling Down reference?

Part of me was hoping that's what was this was

That's why I went!

Green peaness? You might want to see a doctor

SNAAAAAAKE

Ugh.

But we already got a Double Dragon movie …

Tommy Dee?

So Alive, but with drugs, and shittier?

This looks … better.

Jesus, would someone just give Jonathan Davis a fucking hug already?

#WhatsWrongWithYourFaaaaaaaace

Yes, he thought about it for a very long time until Sony threatened to sue him.