So much to H8 about this …

If that camera man doesn't have an award, give him one.

Bravo.

Truly a tale for the ages

And the font just screamed 300.

Oh look it's the metal crashing sound from a million other scores that stole it from T2 which probably stole it from somewhere else.

They probably spent more effort on making sure the credit card processor worked for shit that should have been free.

… and now I'm gonna see this. Shit.

Yes, a quinceanera.

I'm gonna get so baked.

The place where Affleck and Cavill do coke together?

I heard the Star Wars trailer would be shown in some form during this celebration shindig.

"People in California right now can BARELY bring themselves to care about this fucking horrific disaster after 4 years of being in it."

Did they find a screenwriter?

Fucker, I almost spit out my coffee

Eh, I saw it and thought, "Thank God, not the fucking Let's Fly Over A Destroyed Hollywood Sign shot again."

See, the drought angle could be cool.

Yeah, unlike all those vaccinated ones …

Or anyone she wants!

And you must be an exec!