I describe it by saying that DC wants to jump straight to the climax and skip all the foreplay.

Rhetorical eh? Eight!

Nikon. Psh.

Yeah what the fuck South Park?

Hot Toffee?

More like Grand Theft Broomstick, amirite?

And Red Sonja!

Why don't you have a seat?

If that's true I'm putting a can of Pepsi in my passenger seat and using the carpool lane.

He loved doing those films. Let's just say they Transported him … to a bigger house!

I believe it's part of the joke.

I loved the overture so much I figured out how to make my speakers play it in QBasic.

This.

BAD NINTENDO, BAD

Aw, and I was just introduced to his work thanks to RLM. Rest in peace, Maniac Cop.

Lead the way, toots!

Nice synergy.

The AV Club
actually stupid and, frankly, close to mean-spirited

Or Mondays.

Hopefully this is the tentpole blockbuster that brings manscaping into the zeitgeist.