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*slow clap*

… one week?

"Hicks, how come you're not working?"
"There's nothing to do!"
"Well, pretend like you're working."

So Ted Koppel ISN'T a robot?

That couch gag … ugh. Bart's "Ay Carumba" couldn't have had any less life in it.

Will it be shot in Vancouver?

I like to think of all my hours playing Fallout New Vegas on Hardcore as training.

He's filled with Dredd.

Sharknado 4: Welcome to Urf?

I see. And what have you done lately?

Yes, I assumed it was referring to a sequel to Tron Legacy. #hashtag

Am I the only one that thought "Wait, there was a Tron 2?"

So it's Sundance, in Texas?

So, uh, did they ditch that shoot entirely? Sounds like it from the reviews of Viral

I for one welcome our new generic overlords.

Figures.

Hey remember when he slipped and talked about getting blowjobs from Jennifer Lopez?

Quite possibly the cleverest thing Mike Myers has ever written.

Squinting.