Amateur Night freaked me out, I won't lie.

Tommy Wiseau?

I threw the "mostly" in because I didn't want to completely trash the sequel, but, it is not very good.

Whereas Robocop 2 and 3 are mostly pieces of shit.

I'd like to sneak some bologna past Judge Judy.

At least it's not another remake.

More like Assassin's Seed, amirite?

So, what happened to Lando?

"The United States House of Representatives Select Committee on Assassinations (HSCA) was established in 1976 to investigate the assassinations of John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King, Jr. The Committee investigated until 1978 and issued its final report, and concluded that Kennedy was very likely assassinated as a…

I remember being confused when Doom starts talking about this new thing called freeways.

You never "leave" the CIA. These aren't the type of people that go onto the news and confess to what amounts to treason.

There's also this:

On December 20, 1985, these and other charges were laid out in an Associated Press article after an extensive investigation which included interviews with "officials from the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA), Customs Service, Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) and Costa Rica's Public Security Ministry, as well…

Glad somebody beat me to this.

I think Roger Rabbit was the first film I saw in theaters and one of the first VHS tapes my mother bought me.

Poor DC.

Big deal, my TV show has 0 million viewers.

And younger than most of its commenters!

We're finally getting a Love Guru 2!

Hey, at least he's not arguing with people on YouTube.