"Most marijuana smokers are Negroes, Hispanics, jazz musicians, and entertainers. Their satanic music is driven by marijuana, and marijuana smoking by white women makes them want to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers, and others."

Same. That shit is freaky.

You're my ___ damn kids too!

Hey DC. You aren't Marvel.

Little late, don't ya think guys?

Reposted Kiwi Comments?

20 minutes ago? How topical!

*destabilizes a region and inserts his own despot*

Hey Clinton, get back to work!

Hey, big spender! My name is Bender! Insert your girder!

Who's that, George?

Damn Pastafarians!

Thanks, (Michelle) Obama!

That's not your wife, it's a MAN, BABY!

Did Norm kill someone?

We want the unreleased music videos!

RZA needs to diversify his bonds.

Yeah, it didn't feel right.

Donna Summer just tweeted Pixar's address.

What the hell?