"Plutarch Heavensbee's plane… was shot down… over the Sea of Japan. It spun in … there were no survivors."

It stinks!

Yesterday I was trying to figure out which episode has the 'damn weiner kids' line without Googling it. Thanks, AV Club!

No Robert Patrick love?

Oh my script was awful. But I read some really good ones.

After seeing Project Greenlight, I was so relieved my script didn't make it in. It was like they intentionally chose the people that would cause the most drama, and if not, Chris Moore would make sure there was some anyway.

Same.

Well, that's what I get for making a comment before scrolling down.

You know you love Time Turns Elastic.

"Microsoft is dead." -Nietzsche

Isn't this like trying to blow up a building that already burned to the ground?

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

Painfully, that's how.

Jar Jar, is that you?

What a wookie!

Lemonade?

Jewba The Hutt?

I find your lack of script disturbing.

Rebuttal: Bill Hicks.

What's that Josh Brolin whippersnapper up to, anyway? Did he ever make it big?