April Fools was last week, guys.

You can rest assured that the 1996 black Civic with San Diego plates is not a threat.

Dude I drive past you all the time.

HA HA HA, top 10!

"thus setting off in-theater debates over "DC vs. Marvel" that erupted into numerous fatal shootings"

The closet is now just a door frame that's barely standing up on its own. He just has to karate chop it down.

Which one's the longest?

Hey, the guy who made Apocalypse Now had to make Jack in order to fight bankruptcy.

Just because you CAN do something …

Funny, I used "stoic" a few moments ago to describe Leo to someone.

Time to turn in his … Letterman of Resignation!

I'm Leonardo and this is … turtle … shell … something, just throw me off a fucking roof already.

Now with less misogyny!

BOOOOOOOBER

You guys are so mean. She auditioned for Black Widow and even made her own spider costume out of pipe cleaners and glitter.

We all know Dave Chappelle was targeted by The Star Whackers.

Time to wipe the Slater clean, I guess.

A friend in NYC used to live in the same apartment complex as him. Lots of drunk girls hitting every call button until someone let them inside.

Let us never forget Pump Up the Volume. TALK HARD!

All my likes, they are yours.