It's THRILLHO, dammit.

Considering how well the animatronics hold up to this day compared to how early CGI holds up now, yeah, it was pretty fucking impressive at the time and still is.

Even the young me knew that movie was garbage compared to the first.

Really? That's weird because 30 year old me recently re-watched it and found that it's actually a solid film with character arcs and a great soundtrack.

Act 3 takes place during Lollapalooza.

Damn you papertiger!

I dare say it was tubular.

This couldn't be any further from the original movie that I fell so madly in love with as a kid.

Will Arnett brought some pizza onto the Today Show this morning. So, there's that.

TMNT trailer is out. It's awful.

Do they still have the bowling ball guy?

Just watch out for the jagged metal Lego.

No Poochie? NO BUY

Yes, and the character should have died with her.

Sounds about as legit as the Oracle having to explain why she's played by a different actress in Matrix Revolutions.

How is Carson Daly these days, anyway?

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