This is a kinder, gentler Disqus.

Oh hai Shadow! I missed you.

Yes. Except for "Istanbul". That's about Constantinople.

I hope they have a new song about shitty relationships.

Terminator 2. TV version then real version.

As someone who went to the first Roo in 2002, fuck 1/3rd of this news.

Or the CIA. Or the Mafia. Or the Lizard People.

Reporters being awkward? Well I never!

Mother of God …

Senator Kennedy is dead?!

Maynard James Keenan just tweeted Wolfgang Puck's address.

Now they're REALLY sorry, Ms. Jackson.

Will it be gritty?

TIME PARADOX

I just wanted to make a Primal Rage reference.

He even made a cameo in the Sega Genesis "Shinobi"

That was Primal Rage.

Will they find the White Castle? Tune in next week!

Sweet. We should not hang out some time. My people will call your people.

Movin to LA?