That's a long orgasm!

Obvious spelling error is apparently not obvious.

Never mind this, Ellen Page is a lesbian! Where am I supposed to snark about it?

Wait, Disney already tried this, and it was terrible.

I want a plush doll of that alien baby.

I guess it just comes naturally to him, then.

Nietzsche is an asshole.

TOO SOON

My next movie will be AAAARRRRRRRRRRRGH

In a dramatic twist, Seth Rogen and JGL will be playing each other.

Don't listen to Clarky poo down there.

We don't do Free Parking here.

[hands you his boxers]

All I want to know is, does Gary Oldman's character put a jacket on a young Robocop?

He's such a bitch!

The only Parenthood I watch has Keanu.

A.V. Dumb.

Dumb Shia LeBoeuf.

Well, I know what I'm doing tomorrow.

I was hoping it was for Season 2 of Jon Benjamin Has a Van.