Wait till you hear his policy on mattress tags.
Dancing Mad
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Or that.
I have altered the timeline. Pray that I do not alter it again.
And now here's a completely gratuitous picture of penises …
Can Chris Cooper kick your ass a few scenes early?
A self portrait of himself playing poker.
Is there something wrong with the Earth's gravitational pull?
Speak for yourself, this news gave me tremors.
He's chewing gum through the entire press conference. True mark of someone who has stopped giving a fuck.
"which, in an incredible coincidence, is the same date Marty McFly travels to in Back To the Future II."
Ah, here it is. Brilliant.
Holy shit I totally forgot about this scene.
I'm no Hemingway.
Sure, up your "nose"
Hey, that's the WOD FIR, pal!
COH-ven.
Too much absinthe, eh?
Although in Shia's case it might be too late.
Don't worry, I'm sure it'll be here momentarily. O'Neal is probably in a mad whiskey frenzy trying to find the right words.