He's this guy. He used to be famous, but, apparently not anymore, according to his Twitter and paper bag.

I wrote, edited, then got drunk.

I'm just waiting for the article about Shia wearing a paper bag over his head.

So, does Wiseau have any say in this? They optioned Greg's life rights, but what about Tommy's? Not that I'm taking sides. Just curious about the legality.

I got an angry text the other night from my friend who's trying to break into the industry. Apparently he knows the producer of this film, and the producer gave his 14 year old niece Nicole Power an associate producer credit because she made him read the book.

His overlords at Xenu will be pleased.

I as well had a similar experience meeting him.

Mega Fox sounds sexy.

Great, there goes the reputation of legitimate grenade launcher owners everywhere.

Oh, good. Stephen King adaptations are almost always terrible.

Put him in a diaper, it'll match the bandages.

More like Sonic and FAILS, amirite?

[eats candy bar]

People are awful.

Starring Big McLargeHuge.

No no, kangaroos.

This is Sinead O'Connor's moment to shine! Literally. Cuz she's bald.

How about The Transmogrifier? Jason Statham is … a frog now, I guess.

One gun isn't cool. You know what's cool? Two guns.

Two minutes, @avclub-68b739692fa849e6572ee31610a75750:disqus.