Farmers Insurance ad to my right. JK Simmons cameo confirmed?

A Man Clicked An AV Club Headline. You Won't Believe What Happened Next!

I'm not quite convinced of the "why"

This is our concern, Dude.

Government Great According to Government Survey.

Ever been to upstate NY? Heroin has ruined it.

Fuck this.

Buzzkill!

I expected this kind of language at Denny's but not here!

Taco Bell makes me feel like that guy.

See the original version if possible. The new CGI robs it of a certain something.

Shyamalan is on the case.

They don't have assholes until they're married. Hi-yoooo!

Remember when Keanu was going to play Tetsuo? Holy shit what a dodged bullet.

Basically, you shouldn't do shorts to get recognition. You do short films to hone your craft and meet people. Case in point, I did a short film back in 2011, cost me about $500 total. One actress that I cast ended up recommending me for an editing gig which compensated for that $500 and then some, including leading…

Like a hot dog down a hallway.

On a Virgin flight once, I saw an awesome short film about a guy who had a bike accident, and for the life of me I wish I could track it down because it was excellent.

3 comments, only seeing one … DISQUSSSSSS!

Why do they want to Hurt him? They must have a Head Like a Hole, and should probably look Closer, etc.

Never sue the internet. It doesn't end well.