Rite Aid Whiskey killed me.

Yeah, but there seemed to be some heavy religious overtones in this episode along with that gag.

Why was Marge reading a book called "Is Heaven Real?"

Monkey butt is the worst.

I thought for a second that LL Cool J has been going around giving tiny record players to people, immediately followed by "Wait, LL Cool J is 56 years old?"

There's plenty of ways to get your balls cupped that don't involve boxer briefs. But hey, different strokes and such.

FOOO THA LAF OF MEEEE

No, this is where we comment on pirates. ARRRRRR.

Man, imagine if her last name had been Hate.

Yes. Space God.

Yeah, why doesn't she strap on a job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into Jobland, where jobs grow on jobbies?

You're doing God's work, AJ.

It's actually Tartakan.

Dustin Hoffman just tweeted Dean Haglund's address.

Chevy Nova?

This was the perfect reply.

You know those lyrics were written on the back of a giant check.

They might as well be, it'll be easier to hate them.

Warren Haynes puts on a hell of a solo act. There's no joke here.

There's no way those sunglasses fit around his giant melon.