That still just SCREAMS "quirky independent film!"

They're looking for someone to put the Peter in Peter Pan?

You will believe that a boy played by a girl can fly!

Mickey Rooney killed my mother and raped my father.

Noooo you won't.

I don't even OWN a handegg!

I prefer my nickels with bumblebees on them.

Radio Man!

Oh Murray. You scamp.

You say demargarine, I say debutter.

Exhibit B: YouTube in general.

Using a smartphone while walking down the street would be punishable by death. Make of that what you will.

How about "my lady"?

I thought it was from Elephant Man.

What's Bill Cosby's excuse?

What about people who comment on articles about this study? Do we have a study on them yet?

Or you're Dethklok.

Cocaine was the crazy one.

Yeah, but Counts and Gold stole it from Sophia Stewart.

No no, femailbox.