Phrasing!

If she is 18, I've got an upvote for her.

Ahem.

Let's not beat around the bush, people.

So, do you have, like, two dicks? Or is there a nose where the other one would be?

Totally stole your joke, sorry.

Don't be such a square.

Now we know what was in the box. It was sex.

It keeps changing color!

Yeah, but who knows what kind of diseases that password has.

I was hoping for this, and you delivered. Bravo.

So it's about Obama?

There it is.

Hey, O'Neal's liquor doesn't pay for itself.

So far you're 1 out of 4.

I prefer Pops Freshenmeyer shaped.

I agree. Our culture's gotten a lot more unstable over the past decade, and it's a much deeper problem than just "guns are bad mmmkay"

Harvey, is that you down-voting everything?

LAWSUIT.

Mine wants me to rate Obama.