Years ago when I was in the video rental business, I used to go to the annual Video Software Dealers Association conventions, which were generally held in Vegas. I was visiting the restroom one year when Dan Haggerty walked in. He went straight to the mirror, pulled a comb out of his pocket, and proceeded to “comb”…

On the plus side, there will be someone holding a John 3:16 sign in the back of all her press briefings.

“These two members of the Trump Administration were hit with the Stone Cold Stunner” will be a Jeopardy question in twenty years.

Animals eating together is good too!

Matt,

Well, uh, here’s a picture of a cute dog!

as long as he doesnt say the secret word, we’ll all be just fine.

Eye Boy? EYE BOY?

Any mention of how he got married to the widow next door?

He broke that backboard like Kim broke her vows.

It’ll be a miscavige of justice if she isn’t awarded that paltry sum.

They should cast a monkey sidekick. the ratings will skyrocket. That idea is free, AMC.

“In a show with everything but Yul Brynner!”

Nothing to do with this story, which is terrible if true; but I will never NOT laugh at that ridiculous picture.

You’re giving Trump too much credit. He’s considering a guy named Ford for the Secretary of Transportation and a guy named Forrest for Secretary of the Interior (which manages the National Park Service).

Highlander: There Should Only Have Been One

I think we need to ease up on the poor thing. She’s trying.

Well that just makes it a whole lot easier for Ivanka to play the role of First Lady.

Anyone else think that Barron can see dead people?