This is just natural selection.

Well, if that’s what the soccer-crazy population of St. Louis needs.....

All the people sticking their heads in the oven the past month probably skew the numbers.....

Is he going to keep the job?

That must have been Madonna was a little boy.

Are all the cards there, or is it just 2/3 of the cards?

I would take this as definitive.

Greg Berlanti sure looks like plant food to me......

Is there much of a call for spinning a basketball on damn near anything?

Since I don’t see how this puts money in the President-Elect’s pocket I’m pretty sure it’s a non-issue.

The bad news is those are pictures from Summer.

She doesn’t look powerful to me. I bet I could kick her ass.

“And now his watch.....”

I just can see anyone in 2020 stopping the Kanye West Train.

If every escaped python ate three Florida voters, then Hillary Clinton would be President.

I’m going to need a bigger wallet.

You misspelled ‘Weekend’.

These would be great if they weren’t buried under the countless tweets praising our Fearless Leader for not taking shit from Communist China.

He is now.

I hope this doesn’t distract her from writing more books.