At least he didn’t say Donald Jr.

Bill Burr nailed it. Trump is a kid giving a book report on a book he hasn’t read.

Tim Duncan played zero minutes last night.

It’s just like the French to take credit for all of President Trump’s hard work.

This is what’s best in life. Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the laminations of this woman.

Fortunately for Carrie Harrison Ford’s lawyer is Ally McBeal.....

It’s not a comfort that even when the Trump Administration does something right they do it for the wrong reason.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what another country can do for you.

You feel bad for all those fans who paid a lot of money to hear 3 songs.

My expectations after ‘Texas Tea Party Lawmaker’ weren’t very high.

One day people will ask me where I was when Connor McDavid scored his first hat trick.

I wonder if all those celebrities who moved to Canada saw this.

I loved their early stuff, but the last few Declined To Answer albums have really sucked.

If that’s a typical crowd then I think we’re done here.

The special dinner you’ll spend the day preparing is thanks enough.

I would think by now booing is white noise to Mike Pence.

The faux-lesbianism starts around 1:50.

Yes, but the hood would cover her pretty face....

She doesn’t seem to mind posing without any clothes....

This seems like something you could take the 7 Day Free Trial and pretty much be finished with.