Fortunately for Carrie Harrison Ford’s lawyer is Ally McBeal.....

Dinosaurs were black.

It’s not a comfort that even when the Trump Administration does something right they do it for the wrong reason.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what another country can do for you.

You feel bad for all those fans who paid a lot of money to hear 3 songs.

My expectations after ‘Texas Tea Party Lawmaker’ weren’t very high.

You hate to be the guy rebounding and bringing the ball back.

I assume the Official White House position is good riddance to your 55 Electoral Votes.....

I can’t wait to post this to Facebook.

One day people will ask me where I was when Connor McDavid scored his first hat trick.

I wonder if all those celebrities who moved to Canada saw this.

We just used flashlights.

I loved their early stuff, but the last few Declined To Answer albums have really sucked.

If that’s a typical crowd then I think we’re done here.

The special dinner you’ll spend the day preparing is thanks enough.

I would think by now booing is white noise to Mike Pence.

Conspiracy theorists will wonder if he burned his bridges before or after....

Well, we won’t get fooled again......

The faux-lesbianism starts around 1:50.

Why don’t they wait and talk to President.....