It’s actually much safer for both the cats and the local wildlife if cats are kept inside, and cats can live perfectly healthy and much longer lives if they are kept inside. Not only is the risk of a cat being injured or killed very high if they are outside (I see a dead cat that’s been run over almost weekly in my…

I hope McCain gives into that impulse at every turn for the next four years.

BACON IS LONG SINCE PLAYED OUT

LONG LIVE BREAD PUDDING

the age of the nasty woman has begun. . .

“30-year-old”

I really think that sex offender lists should include a description of what they did. That way we can distinguish the “public urination” folks from guys like this.

“This Twitter account has cost me everything. Everything but my precious, precious Twitter acc....D’OH!”

I never get tired of this meme.

Wish they’d extend that to ban to Trump Jr. who is just as obnoxious and vile.

Give Trump a Samsung Note7. That way he can share in all those sick burns he dishes out on Twitter.

better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to tweet and remove all doubt...

To be fair, I’m from NY so it wasn’t going to make or break, but still. Always vote.

So, I went to a very strict Catholic boarding school, although I was a day student during the week and then went home on the weekends. When I was about 7/8 we started learning cursive writing. A very young, new nun (as in she had just taken her vows) took us for both handwriting and bible classes. I was having trouble…

The Best Gift I Ever Got:

My freshman year of college, I made the mistake of dating a very serious born-again Christian. (I was raised both Catholic and Unitarian Universalist, I'm not sure what he was doing in the relationship either.)

Darling - what do you have against punctuation?

Ok, now this was around ten years ago or so. When I was a young Marine, my entire unit was invited to the wedding of one of our Sergeants. The wedding was fairly nice and had an open bars so everything was going great. The ceremony went off with no issues and we had over 200 marines in attendance, which is saying…

My best one has to be last year, when I was in my friend Dave's wedding (not his real name). The wedding itself went fine, except for when the lights flickered in the church during the vows and everyone freaked out and the bride's grandmother wanted to start the vows over.

My Dad married a 44 year old woman when he was in his late 50s. It was his second marriage and her first. She wanted a traditional Bensonhurst Italian wedding, with about 300 guests. My dad footed the bill for the entire affair, and the dinner the night before the actual wedding (around 20 of her freeloading…

The Boquet, just for you.