Thank you for this I know it’s old but i needed a laugh today.

Same. My 3rd grade teacher explained his position by saying that since he was rich, he could make US rich. Sounded reasonable to me.  

Same. My shame knows no bounds.

I’m strangely comforted that all the guys thought this professor was gross, what with all the people defending Trump these days...

Is that better or worse than the Army docs who used to tell me that shots would just feel like a little bee sting. Have you assholes ever been stung by a bee at 3 years old? That shit is not comforting!

No, please don’t. Breast milk isn’t sterile and it isn’t the wonder substance the internet seems to think it is. I had my first bought of pinkeye at 9 weeks pregnant. I can’t imagine how awful recurrent cases must be, but please ignore any health advice from laypeople. /rant

Uzbekistan. The interpreter pointed me in the right direction. “You’ll smell it” he said. He wasn’t wrong. Along the path were piles of feces, bones, razor blades and assorted other detritus of the developing world. There was an outhouse of a sort. I typically pee behind them as I hate squatting over a hole and having…