What are you criticizing? A science and technology site reporting a related newsworthy item? Are you new to Internet blogging?

The title didn’t really imply what you’re looking for. A lot of times, the immediate follow ups to the updates are to fix small bugs, even if it’s showing the same version number. 

Yeah. American Samoa already happened, and is the one she came in second in.

All of these reviews that start with “I’ve been using this product for years” and end with “I can’t believe how racist they are!” are about as believable as the dipshits who show up here with a 5-minute-old burner account and fire off three “as a liberal Democrat [...] this is why I’ll have to vote for Trump” comments …

That’s what they sound like in regular clothes, too!

I imagine these 2 walking and sounding like someone rubbing two huge rubber balloons together.

I hope the funeral was for someone close. 

The exchange between Bananabunny and LeBurnerDeLurker is part of why I come here. We all feel the same way about Trump, Gaetz, Jordan, McConnell, Grisham, et al., but you two are showing how this (brief?) period of authoritarianism can bind people together if there’s the right space (Jezebel) to do so.

I’m sorry you’re feeling this way too. It is the fucking worst. And it all seems especially tough if you’re already going through stuff like anxiety, depression, health issues, financial stress, etc. There’s just so much bad stuff in the news, and it never seems to end. But this shit cannot last forever. We just need…

I clicked “publish” too early... Also, your avi made me literally lol. And I love your clever and fancy Franglish user name. Thanks for making me snort laugh just now. (My dog, however, was quite confused and concerned about my reaction).

Thank you so much for this! I appreciate the advice and encouragement, and your comments felt like a nice warm hug, so thank you! That kind of comment, especially from someone as obviously kind as you are, is not anything that I could ever find fault in. It didn’t make me feel bad in any way, but thank you for…

p.s. I hope this isn’t too forward to say-I am a paranoid parrot who regretted the phrase ‘get well’ as soon as I sent it, but hoped it was innocuous enough? then did some comment history surfing; please know that I am so sorry if that phrase was another useless comment to hear. you seem like an amazing person, and I…

any little thing is more than enough; I think even abstract support and solidarity, and an occasional vote, is amazing. I deeply empathise with those of us who can’t do traditional political outreach for whatever the reasons. my definition right now is donating the occasional couple bucks (like $5 at the most) to…

I don’t blame you. I can’t watch him on video. At this point I just refuse to watch any Republican speak. I can find out about what they’ve said and t(e awful things they’ve done by reading about it. But something about seeing their smug looks and actually hearing the lies come out of their mouths makes me much more…

I regret watching that clip. hearing his fucking voice, then seeing the fluorescent-lit row of pathetically. average. whiteguys. who think they are THE MOST important. and then, when it couldn’t get more hopeless, hearing their godawful, smarmy drone of a laugh.
p.s. I promise I will channel this rage into positive,…

This is an Onion parody of a movie review, right? Right? Jesus.

Her attempts at being snarky that fell flat?

Ummmmm... ya I’m going to just say I respectfully disagree with pretty much your entire take.  

My grandmother survived the Holocaust by being smuggled around German attics. Jojo Rabbit was my favorite movie of 2019. This is an appalling take on a movie that tells today’s kids what being a Nazi looks like and how to stop being a Nazi, by putting it in a frame they will actually pay attention to.

Pretty sure you nailed it on the head there.