Whelp! I’m can never again look at Gaetz and see anyone but Butthead.

I’ve never heard ‘handkerchief head’ so I could absolutely be wrong here but it has a sort of vague racism in it, maybe like Jemima or a ‘do rag. If so, please don’t bring that into this. Justice Thomas is a bad guy (and his wife, Ginny, is worse), we don’t need anything else.

But how does the Court become ‘evenly balanced’?

Has there ever been a slimier little slug than Lindsey Graham? You’d think he’d be so exhausted, desperately scurrying around trying to be important and relevant somehow. Perennial sidekick to the schoolyard bully while always looking to see if there’s a bigger bully he can glom onto. 

I think she may have learned about apologies from her husband. “Clarence! You sexually harassed all those women to the point where a couple of them were willing to testify before the country (of course, only one actually did). What do you have to say for yourself?”

Just to bring it closer to home,

“I’m a 60-year-old gay man. I don’t actually go around dwelling on the comparative hotnesses of young actresses, let alone writing about that.”

Then maybe he shouldn’t have, you know, gone around dwelling on the comparative hotness of a young actress and then written about it.

File this under the “I’m gay, it doesn’t…

At the risk of looking like a shill, I use and reallly like BitWarden.  It has all the categories for entries that others have but has two significant advantages for me: It’s free (no annual subscription, not even a onetime fee) for all my uses; and it syncs between devices automatically.  Any change I make on, say,…

No, she’s already married to that guy.

Yep, this checks out.  If you’re asking me if I’m judging a book by its cover.  Yes, yes, I am.

The title didn’t really imply what you’re looking for. A lot of times, the immediate follow ups to the updates are to fix small bugs, even if it’s showing the same version number. 

All of these reviews that start with “I’ve been using this product for years” and end with “I can’t believe how racist they are!” are about as believable as the dipshits who show up here with a 5-minute-old burner account and fire off three “as a liberal Democrat [...] this is why I’ll have to vote for Trump” comments …

That’s what they sound like in regular clothes, too!

I imagine these 2 walking and sounding like someone rubbing two huge rubber balloons together.

I hope the funeral was for someone close. 

The exchange between Bananabunny and LeBurnerDeLurker is part of why I come here. We all feel the same way about Trump, Gaetz, Jordan, McConnell, Grisham, et al., but you two are showing how this (brief?) period of authoritarianism can bind people together if there’s the right space (Jezebel) to do so.

I’m sorry you’re feeling this way too. It is the fucking worst. And it all seems especially tough if you’re already going through stuff like anxiety, depression, health issues, financial stress, etc. There’s just so much bad stuff in the news, and it never seems to end. But this shit cannot last forever. We just need…

I clicked “publish” too early... Also, your avi made me literally lol. And I love your clever and fancy Franglish user name. Thanks for making me snort laugh just now. (My dog, however, was quite confused and concerned about my reaction).

Thank you so much for this! I appreciate the advice and encouragement, and your comments felt like a nice warm hug, so thank you! That kind of comment, especially from someone as obviously kind as you are, is not anything that I could ever find fault in. It didn’t make me feel bad in any way, but thank you for…

p.s. I hope this isn’t too forward to say-I am a paranoid parrot who regretted the phrase ‘get well’ as soon as I sent it, but hoped it was innocuous enough? then did some comment history surfing; please know that I am so sorry if that phrase was another useless comment to hear. you seem like an amazing person, and I…