I hope you (Joan and the editors) are listening to all the negative comments here, and I hope you know where they’re coming from. Most people don’t appreciate flippancy about trench warfare (for some weird reason!).

This is an Onion parody of a movie review, right? Right? Jesus.

The classic Jezzie snark is getting dull with amateurs like Joan

Wow. Is it just an American thing, treating the Great War as some kind of joke? Haha, silly British people making a movie about stupid, boring WWI?

These reviews would be embarrassing enough if they were uploaded to a teen’s youtube channel, but it’s honestly disappointing to see them posted on Jezebel. There’s nothing admirable about hiding behind a lazy, narrow minded approach to film as art; this shouldn’t need to be said on a progressive site. Let’s leave…

These movies reviews smell like the pretentious music snob that worked at the independent record store and would shit on every band that a customer would ask about before throwing out the most obscure band names they could think of and then scoff at the customers inferior taste when they invariably replied:
“Oh I’ve…

Her attempts at being snarky that fell flat?

Ummmmm... ya I’m going to just say I respectfully disagree with pretty much your entire take.  

My grandmother survived the Holocaust by being smuggled around German attics. Jojo Rabbit was my favorite movie of 2019. This is an appalling take on a movie that tells today’s kids what being a Nazi looks like and how to stop being a Nazi, by putting it in a frame they will actually pay attention to.

Pretty sure you nailed it on the head there.

I sincerely hope not. Brad Pitt? Fine, give him an award. The rest of the movie? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............

“You” who?

Man hating? Where?

Man hating? Where?

You know those brawls people get into over Black Friday deals that result in the police arresting people?

Better sequel than original:

Alien and Aliens?

That’s the best place to park a car, according to meth.

Mom?

I find that ‘fuck you!’ gets my point across much more precisely than simply, ‘fu’.

Could you watch the tape again and again to lengthen your life indefinitely?