He's actually standing in this picture. 

Exactly who I pictured, and then verified with a google search:

“Ironin’s wimens work!”-Trumpians, probably

I am not quite moved by a still of Pelosi simply doing her job

Maybe he can pass on some of his newly acquired wisdom to his dad.

I get what you mean, but the story is that his was particularly notable because it locked the door, and/or because he purposely used it to shut people inside his office with him.

Max is great. One of my favorite pitchers since Greg Maddox.

The problem is that it’s unprofessional to diagnose someone without meeting with them personally and having an appropriate consultation. Therefore, no good psychologist would do that, even if they all can call it from 100o miles away.

It seems like all Fox News ladies would have to exist on a sort of spectrum. On one end you’d have Megyn Kelly & Kimberly Guilfoyle, who are functionally intelligent and took the job because they are soulless. On the other end you’d have someone like Caitlin Upton of “some people out there in our nation don’t have…

It’s sad how numb we’ve become to these school shootings

It’s because in a sense, comedy itself is liberal (I don’t mean politically). A lot of comedy comes from surprise, approaching things from new angles, etc., and conservative thought is by definition not approaching anything from a new angle. “Edgy” humor can be offensive, but Gillis’ brand of edgy is literally just…

🎶Every kick begins with Kay🎶

It’s like the cracker calling the cracker cracker

You probably don't have this problem because you're a jerk and don't have anyone to travel with. 

We rarely know everything behind a stranger’s situation. Maybe she had a death in the family and booked last-minute tickets to attend the funeral. Maybe another family member just called to say they’re suicidal or in desperate medical condition, and she dropped everything and booked the only seats she could grab.

no one wants to eat the rich when they look so unappetizing.

Your spouse knows exactly how to time that. A woman after my own heart.

I was thinking just out into the inky black vacuum.

Into space.

Does anyone really rewatch old movies over and over? HELL YES, if my own habits are any guide. I’d have to start any recouncint with the twin poles of classic cinema, Casablanca and Citizen Kane. Yes, it’s beyond cliché to name either one as a favorite movie, yet I’ve seen each probably on the order of 200 times.…