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Somebody should investigate the atmosphere or water in the nation’s courthouses. Immediately upon entering, so many men — Bill Cosby, Harvey Weinstein, Paul Manafort, countless mafiosi — develop debilitating infirmities that it’s truly alarming.

I understand plastic surgery for entertainment personalities but he’s done something really right to look like he does at 79 and with cancer.  Good luck, Alex.

The picture of Jared and Ivanka makes them look almost lifelike, practically human.

“... If you were to purchase a Toyota, you would not be able to drive off with a Lexus, because it was empty.”

“You obviously don’t know the difference [sic] between a fictional world and reality,” Boyega clapped back to Crogmen.

Better sequel than original:

38. Why didn’t the lady take her helmet off?

‘fraid you are. Acclaimed director, major stars, vast marketing campaign, Oscar buzz.

If one could sing along with those awful songs it wouldn’t be such a laughingstock in the first place.

I have seen, to my shame and regret, the Broadway show of ‘Cats’ and I had no idea that it even had a plot, let alone that it involved the things mentioned here — a ball, a choice, a Heavyside Layer. All I could tell was people dressed as cats danced really well and sang gibberish nonsense lyrics — and one famous pop

Experiencing the ghostly wail of unanswered phones, the empty clothing where employees used to be, and the occasional bouncing tumbleweed makes walking through Sears just too creepy.

Now that’s heartwarming.

Must’ve made middle school a blast.

I find that ‘fuck you!’ gets my point across much more precisely than simply, ‘fu’.

I disagee. An incumbent Rep. or especially a Senator has a huuuuge advantage over some county councilman or car dealer who tries to primary her from the right. They’re simply afraid of a mean tweet or a childish nickname, instead of wearing it as the badge of honor that it is.

“I think that they believe accept that the Republican base has openly embraced racial bigotry, nativism, and contempt for common decency for the foreseeable future...”

Or, “It was meant to be private.”

Six degrees of ... OMG! ... Bacon.  It was right there, how did we miss it?

Were George Kent and Victor Garber separated at birth?

I’m so sorry, have a Happy Thanksgiving.