You think she might actually remove the rescued pets from their cages or would that be beyond her?

He’s not the only one in the family. The ‘smart’ one, Ivanka, also doesn’t seem to understand how language should be used.

Trump’s boy Lindsey Graham immediately followed up with, “yeah, this is a lynching in every sense.” As the phrase goes, I don’t think that word means what you think it means. It seems pretty easy to distinguish a constitutionally described process where the subject may be forced out of a temporary job from kidnap,…

I don’t get it.  Is that some kind of gender-based childish slap at Biden?  Putting aside the hatefulness of that kind of remark, I’ve never heard of Biden’s masculinity being an issue before.

Two things: First, Jackie Chiles’ law practice on ‘Seinfeld’ struck you as successful? I got the impression he was always teetering on the brink.  And second, I hope Dwayne Wayne *is* still wearing those same glasses.

“They align themselves with groups who hate them too.”

Not nearly so bad but a drunken Russian diplomat knocked over my mailbox.  He stopped -- mostly to see if his car was damaged -- but didn’t offer to pay anything and while I took his license plate number I knew it would be no good.

“You don’t know what’s in my heart.” Okay, without calling you a racist, you still said a racist thing, not a racially charged thing. Why can’t they be straight about that much at least? Or, to be more exact about her comments, “If you suck a cock, you’re a cocksucker.”

Is there not a scientific forensic method to determine whether someone has been tased? Little burn marks or something like that? If so, I’d have to give her credit for tasing herself after shooting someone. But if not, I’ll bet every cop in the country knows you can claim you were tased and no one can contradict you.

Hold on, let me consult the unwritten rule book.  Oh... right... oops.

You’re right, of course, I didn’t mean to suggest that you were unable to see the obvious truth, only that the language from the Mayo Clinic is so stunningly spot on.

Go to the Mayo Clinic website and look up ‘narcissism’. It’s really creepy, it reads like the first paragraph of Trump’s biography.  How often do you find a patient with every. single. symptom?

Sometimes if I fart at the office I’ll then try to make my vinyl desk chair squeak so that people will think, “Oh, he didn’t fart, it was just the normal sound of a cheap chair squeaking.”  Trump’s extortionate words to Zelensky are the fart in this scenario.

“I proudly support statues glorifying traitors who committed treason in support of slavery and you’re going to tell people about it?” And he presumably cooperated with the article expecting to be glorified himself. Fuck him.

Some years ago when I had some contact with the CIA’s Clandestine Division, they told me they sought recruits among ex-military, lawyers, and teachers. No explanation as to why those groups (the first is obvious) but it wouldn’t surprise me that the average CIA officer would be an above-average researcher and writer.

The woman who gave that wonderful pageant answer about maps now works for Fox? I didn’t know that, that’s perfect.

After you’ve gotten your degrees from Philosophy and Anthropologie, come to my hip new outlet called Political Sciencia.

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That gesture, bringing the hand up to his chest, just screams, “Do you know who I am?”

A few months ago President Obama said (paraphrasing): “I remember when we won, how happy we all were.  I don’t understand why they’re so angry all the time.”

Hey, not fair.  I was in the black for years but a couple of months ago something snapped and here I am... in the greys.