It must be a good feeling to bilk the people that deserve -- nay, want -- to be bilked.

Any idea of who the ‘pitcher’ is and why she’s being honored (or, ‘honored’) by throwing out the first pitch?

Until I heard Oregon, my reaction was, “Where in Florida did this happen?”

“... you ruined paying customers evening out in Manhattan” So Rappaport (Master Thespian) would have been cool with this if the exchange had happened in Akron.

Go easy on poor Jared, he doesn’t have just one job. Remember, he’s responsible for redesigning the federal government, stopping opiod abuse, establishing peace in the Middle East AND preventing the Leader of the Free World from taking his phone into the bathroom. Cut the guy some slack.

Regarding Flynn, “It would have been impossible for me to know this... why was I not told so that I could make a change?” He was told not once but at least twice that we know of. First by President Obama warning him off of Flynn and then by Acting Attorney General Sally Yates warning him off. But Trump just couldn’t…

Thank you.  You’ve turned my life around.

A pizza is delivered eight minutes late, “This is just like Nazi Germany!”

So you’re adding homophobia to your previous Nazi-supporting posts?

That joke is so far over my head I can’t even tell what loop I’m out of.

And he’s chewing tobacco as he spews this stuff.  Live the stereotype, buddy.

“From the Director of ‘Hereditary’” is *not* a recommendation.  At least not a positive one.

“You should fully expect to see a presidential endorsement in the Louisiana lieutenant governor’s race in a matter of no time.” Or perhaps the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

I thought you were going a different direction with that comment, say, a Trump douche bag.

If a defendant is ‘obviously guilty’ then it’s likely that the government will successfully convict him but he deserves representation nonetheless to force the government to prove each defendant guilty. We — I mean citizens and legal counsel — must require the government to prove guilt because the alternative is…

Now all he has left is his gig as an Uber driver.

This is going to be another example on, say, Tucker Carlson’s ongoing series of ‘What are the rules?’ “He was giving her a compliment, what are the rules anymore?”

I can see it.  “What?!  I’m fired?  I even said, ‘I hope this doesn’t offend you,’ so after that I should be allowed to say anything I want.”

Paraphrased from the first ‘Iron Man’: Speaking from a supremely equipped modern lab about the special power source, “Sir, we just can’t build it.”  Impatient response, “Tony Stark built it in a cave... From a box of scraps!”

You’re that guy, aren’t you. I’ve heard about you.