“Rep. Carter, the President said all those aliens are rapists so wouldn’t we need rape kits *more* in the sanctuary cities?”

So he’s got, like, two of the faces he deserves.

Kind of like at Google?

I don’t know the circumstances of Marni Nixon’s compensation but understanding what we’ve learned of the treatment of recording artists in the ‘50s and ‘60s (which is essentially what she was), especially those without unique leverage, I wouldn’t be optimistic on her behalf.

... and ‘West Side Story,’ and ‘King and I.’ Poor Marni Nixon.

Knowing that Shirley Jones took the film leads for ‘Carousel’ and for ‘Music Man,’ it makes you wonder what would go through Barbara Cook’s mind when (if) she watched those movies and what she thought of Shirley Jones. I don’t think Cook did ‘Oklahoma’ on Broadway but if she did that would only make it worse for her.

My once said about Marin Mazzie but it applies equally to Barbara Cook: “Can you imagine opening your mouth and having that come out?”

And either a 10,000 or 20,000 battery will charge your Galaxy many times before the battery itself must be recharged.

And either a 10,000 or 20,000 battery will charge your Galaxy many times before the battery itself must be recharged.

And after the expected 3-4 wrecks from cars burning out as they depart, leave the wrecks where they lay.

Maybe they can give it to the same team that made Demi Moore’s ‘Scarlet Letter.’ Who wouldn’t want to see the hot tub scene with the four sisters?

It’s like an urban legend, if a friend said to me: “They kidnapped this model and were going to auction her online for sex slavery,” I would simply have dismissed it as ludicrous, like harvesting organs from my best friend’s sister-in-law’s cousin’s neighbor’s niece. Then the conclusion — release because of…

Maybe it’s like negative numbers. So the absolute value of an anti-marriage is highest if it has the most negativity.

My dad was out of town with his girlfriend when I was born. It’s possible that I arrived unexpectedly but it was just a couple of days before my mom’s 30th birthday. So, not only was my dad away for my birth, he’d actually planned to be out of town on his wife’s 30th birthday. Good luck to the baby and mom.

I learned to juggle three balls when I worked as a teenager at a miniature golf course where there was lots of free time and lots of available golf balls. The person who taught me learned to juggle in high school physical education. Ever since, that has struck me as the *perfect* PE class — it is literally physical…

After wiping the tomato sauce from your mouth and grease from your hands, “I had salad for dinner.” Perfect.

Communications people are usually the last to know if they ever do. It’s the people working on the issues that want to get that stuff to the press.

Or as the President has said in his own words...

Times New Roman looks stately?! Times New Roman looks compressed, accidental, embarrassed and embarrassing, and gives the sense that the user has never before used a word processing app.

My favorite, overheard at a party in real life: “Nice shoes.” “Oh, thank you. I bought them at a little place in Boston when I was getting my Ph.D. at Harvard.”

When it’s looking likely that sex is gonna happen but before it’s actually time to apply the condom, make a little starter tear in the package so that you won’t have to wrestle with it when time has become of the essence. If I’m the only one who has run into that issue, I’ll just slink away in embarrassment.