Don’t talk about handjobs and grit at the same time, it hurts just to imagine it.

“a show that has been on for 7 seasons usually morphs into a more ensemble story”

You should borrow the caption from the top photo: “This is how cool you’ll look.” Exactly.

Women’s shorts don’t have realistic pockets and many men have butts that are too flat to hold up shorts with anything more than folding money in the pockets.

My sister performed as the lead in a major musical on Broadway. She told me that she recorded some of the extra high notes to be used on nights when she would be unable to hit them easily. I never asked about the logistics of that — how much ahead of time did she have to tell them? how often was the recording used?

Exactly. “If I had a billion dollars I’d get me one of them foreign models that can’t even speak English. And then I’d divorce her when she got too old. I’d live in a huge tower with a gold toilet and I’d say whatever I wanted and no one could do anything to stop me.” This is like a teenager’s mutterings after he was…

I didn’t make this up, but it remains true: Maybe not all Trump voters are bigots but EVERY Trump voter decided that a bigoted President is just fine.

They voted for a liar — one that *everyone* knew was a liar, that his own voters recognize is dishonest — and now they’re surprised and disappointed that he lied? This is not a betrayal, this is the behavior they requested.

“Celebrities like Sarah Jessica Parker use toilet seat covers to blot instead of spending money on fancy papers”

This sounds like a good solution but judging only from the last picture, I can’t understand why it is necessary. Please understand that I’ve never seen an Apple laptop and so don’t know the keyboard layout, but that picture shows the up and down arrow keys as a single toggle with a valley in the middle. If I’m seeing…

“The Root, an online magazine which centers African American culture.”

Yes, rolling our collective eyes at an administration full of unscrupulous liars and potential criminals was the innocent time now that the boss is living up to that potential.

I was just thinking how unpleasant it would be to read this story on, say, Yahoo where the comments would be nothing but racists and trolls (difference?).

But... the emails, the emails...

Disappearing link. Oooooh... Maaaaagic.

TerHorst resigned over a matter of conscience. Can you imagine Spicer doing that? He had the chance on Day 1 when he had to go out and lie about the Inauguration crowds.

Coming soon! Michael Bay’s ‘Wonder Woman 2!’

How many movies would any of us have to make at $5-15 million each to be able to retire comfortably? One? Two? And he’s made several.

How does the volume control work? Is it on the buds or does it require Siri as Apple’s buds do?

How does the volume control work? Is it on the buds or does it require Siri as Apple’s buds do?

I saw that top pic and thought it should come with a toolbar.