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What’s the story with the blindfolded guy in the first row behind the podium? As they whip off the blindfold of liberal Uncle Bill, “Surprise! We brought you to a Trump rally, and you’ll be right behind him. On camera!”

I can’t be sure but I Googled the ‘host’ of this how, Tom Harmon, and I think he’s the father of actor Mark Harmon. Can anybody confirm or refute that?

Don’t worry about it. She’ll be at least that amazing to you.

That’s one of the empty promises of the Do Not Call List — it’s up to the victim (we who receive the unwanted calls) to enforce it. All you have to do is find out who it is, document the infraction, make a report, then file suit. Simple, right? Probably not worth the effort since the worst offenders are careful about

In the foreground with the cap, is that Fredo Neil? Haven’t seen him in awhile. I’ve posted this picture before but it still hits me as a wonderful picture of matriarch Barbara as a young mother.

This is nice for GWU’s collective conscience but the effect on the accused rapist is nil. Now when he claims to possess 45 (or whatever) honorary degrees, someone gets to jump up and say, “Nuh-uh, 44.” Like that’s the worst thing someone’s going to say to him if he ever speaks in public again.

I’d *try* to maintain my existing life for me and my family but with an addition. I’d hire a personal assistant to get the dishwasher fixed, check references on roofers, schedule doctor’s appointments for the family, have the car fixed, etc. That’s the kind of stuff I hate and it gets in the way of actual life.

I predict the next gif to overwhelm the comments section is at the 0:36 mark where a character is jerking off the champagne bottle. It seems like a natural.

I’m afraid I’m kinda out of the loop. I saw this headline and thought someone was speculating on the kinds of child custody complaints we might hear one day from users of a blood pressure medication. I’ll try to keep up.

I’m confused, what office is Bill Clinton running for at the moment that makes this relevant?

Sometimes I stub my toe and I’m angry at myself for walking in the dark with no shoes. I guess that’s what it’s like to be a Republican — you’re always in the dark and you get angry when the predictable pain occurs.

To borrow a common complaint from Trump supporters: “Why do you hate white people?”

He’s not just defending men’s ‘right’ to stare with “boys will be boys,” but actually supporting men’s “inclantion” to grab a woman’s nipple in public.

In such an epic, decades-long stream of shit, it seems out of place to say, but... yay.

If this guy (and I feel confident it was a guy) had put as much time and effort into getting out of his mom’s basement as he had into putting all this together, he might have a job, an apartment, and maybe even a girlfriend (although on that last one... maybe not).

In lots of cases when five kids are bullying you, the teacher will send you *all* to the principal so that you *all* can be talked to about disrupting the class. “I’m not interested in who started it...” Well you fucking should be!

I ran into a problem I still haven’t solved. I used a lock pick set, suction cup vise, and locks from a hardware store (which I rekeyed periodically to keep them fresh) to learn how to pick locks at my desk. I got pretty good and fast BUT when I switched to regular doors it was a different angle than I was used to and

That would be the bumper sticker on Air Force One, “Jesus is my co-pilot.”

Whenever I buy a shirt from LL Bean or running shoes from almost anywhere, my wife adopts them as her own (yes, we have virtually the same size feet).

I once took a Russian Literature course on Tolstoy and as I was leaving the spring midterm on Monday morning I ran into my friend who was just arriving. He was stunned and afraid to learn the test had concluded and he was an hour late. It turns out he locked himself up all weekend to read “War and Peace,” and didn’t