i don’t know. i’ve watched A LOT of law and order and i think i have a pretty good grip on this detective thing

Attention Viking Ship patrons-please remember, in an event on a debilitating Adrian Peterson injury, all of our Just Desserts are half price!

I’ll only know that’s inevitable when the guy I’m playing in the work league picks him up off the waiver wire.

You’re now third on the Browns QB depth chart.

Is this an example of what you mean:

Yeah a better way to lead life is to like as many foods as your brain and tongue will allow

Must be hard at this point to be pro-Preller and move forward.

God dammit! We gotta go through another season of this shit?

Triscuits are thatched garbage squares that taste like communism.

It’s too bad you hate America and our freedom to protest. Perhaps you would be more comfortable in Russia?

I watched the women’s shot put via the BBC and it was AWESOME, with a capital FUCK YEAH. Those ladies had some serious game face, son.

RAMP THAT SHIT

From my swimming friend-

If you are a professional bowler you should be able to roll a 300 most games.

Yeah? Then why am I masturbating and trying to get the layering right in photoshop, smartass?

“I never said six!”

Yes, state run media is always the hallmark of a free country

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…

Yes. It can be very frustrating when someone doesn’t get it.