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The new owners should move the fighting to the streets or some other exotic locales, like an Air Force hangar or a Japanese Bathhouse.

Well we damn well know it wasn’t the Canadian National Anthem!

How about stuff for guys who pee standing up?

They’re still out there playing.

My favorite part of the Indiana primary is that it demonstrated conclusively the fundamental flaw of Ted Cruz.

She did the Arab Spring? Is that like doing the Nae Nae?

Well I’ll be damned.

It’s disappointing to I too.

That tiger was probably not wearing a helmet or safety goggles.

The NCAA Tournament is, and will forever be a better product than the NBA Playoffs.
Meet you at the bike rack!

...cream cheese, proper hugging technique, beer cans, Kobe.

Almost nobody in the “they should get paid” crowd, which I am part of, argues that they should be paid like pro athletes. You are attacking a straw man. We all acknowledge the difficulty in coming up with a viable payment scheme, but saying “it’s hard” is not an argument in favor of the current system.

The 0-3 Cardinals have struck out a combined 37 times in their three losses.

KANSAS City is in Missouri, that’s a good one. What’s next, you going to tell me the Jets and Giants play in New Jersey? You’re too much pal.

It’s genuinely bewildering how terrible generic cotton swabs are compared to Q-tips. It’s just a stick with cotton on the end, how are they so much shittier?

Q-tips belong on that list too, generic cotton swabs suck more dick than Tom Brady