Here’s the true answer: Every single Toad that puts on the specific princess crown can and will turn into Peach. Why do you think there’s a Toad at the end of every castle in the NES Mario? The crown is passed around as a means to manipulate Mario into “liberating” castles all over the mushroom kingdom. When the Toad…

nice, i always have a ball with these games

what are jokes

Honestly I love this, but I think the convenience of DnD Beyond’s auto-calculating character sheet outweighs the cool factor for the sake of actually tracking stuff during gameplay.

It would be cool to see Simon Belmont complete with stage and the Simon’s Theme.

It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else. Investigators are looking into finding out who originally had the gun and passed it to the friend, the news station notes.

Dude. We liked Rajon Rondo when he was here. Rajon Fucking Rondo. Nobody’s going to hate anybody on one of our sports teams until they leave then we’ll trash them regardless of race.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

nah

3/10 try harder next time

truly, we are all magikarp

Trainer: What’s your name?

That’s it though. There currently ISN’T gender equality. The issue is that women are already treated primarily as sex objects by society at large, and largely victimized by this. The dick pics game isn’t reinforcing a concept that men are worth nothing but their looks, it’s just a chuckle at how men seem to like…

i can’t believe people are still salty about fire emblem characters

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS