Remember Billy Bass? For your sake, I hope not, but it was a thing. Many moons ago I worked at a Waldenbooks, back in the World That Was when bookstores existed. And our management decided that we needed to sell those mothershitting singing fish. People coming to the store, hoping to find words printed on paper,…

As the Archmage of the Aether, you if you could cast "Summon Ultra-High Tensile Strength To Weight Ratio Metal Alloys" several billion times, your plan might actually work. I don't remember whether that spell requires both verbal and somatic components.

Yep, burn it all. Or, as many of my students with limited understanding of how space works have suggested, shoot it all into the Sun.

Counterpoint. She doesn't have a nice ass. She has a BIG ass, and we're all supposed to pretend they're the same thing. The intersection of "nice ass" and "big ass" is not a null set, to be sure, but those sets are not equal.

To be fair, so is everyone else.

It's the CIRCLE OF LIFE!

I just learned never to wear green, ever. With my coloring I end up looking like a jaundiced zombie.

So you're saying that Obama's energy secretary was a NEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD! I bet Rick Perry could beat him up.

Who is this person? And, as a follow up, will it make me cripplingly depressed to find out how much money this person is earning?

Some of those people are named Kaylee, so it's close.

You have to approach it carefully…gingerly, even.

Thanks, PAL. I NTSC your point.

SOFT ASS

I'm not sure Atari will be able to make it, just like River Raid.

For certain families.

Can we just all agree that Arthie was generally awesome?

Not just involved…he's in the WWE Hall of Fame.

Oreo McOreoface.

So, like Hydrox then.

That seems like a good way to piss off an elephant.